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January 2012

5 posts

the greatest moment in television history...

George Michael Bluth: You know, I have a job. 
Tobias Fünke: [coughing] Kiss ass... well we were all thinking it. 
Buster: Uh, I'm unclear about what it is exactly you do... 
Jessie Bowers: Excellent question, what a publicist does is... 
Buster: No, no, no I was talking to George Michael. When did you get a job? 
George Michael Bluth: At the banana stand. 
Buster: Oh! Duh! I thought you meant like a plumber or something and I was like 'when did that happen?'

December 2011

1 post

November 2011

5 posts

October 2011

4 posts

September 2011

9 posts

yes why the worry there is one more that war ova da 1000 tanx 4 your concern i applied 4 a lnan to by dat 9000 car its approvd but need paperwk have fun in or ie u have time go to skappoose to a nurserz say hi to maurice da owner. at least she remembered the period at the end.

i was gonna attempt to live blog my portland trip but i already forgot to take a picture of the homemade pho. so fuck it.

what the fuck happened to crispy m&ms.

tanx fo da reimbursement i 4got 2 tel u dat my palm itched da sunday b4 u fpoted da moola!

August 2011

28 posts

most confusing definition ever.

biweekly: 1. occurring twice a week. 2. occurring every two weeks.

astronautalis: this is everything the internet. that’s NOICE.

i am slowly transitioning to sleeping on my back.

i hate those stupid fucking cat videos, but this one made me lolcatz.

mother fuck i suck at board games.